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What is MAGAGA? Donald Trump’s New Slogan for 2024, Explained


Y’all I can’t make this shit up. No, I’m not making child noises. No, I’m not having a stroke. No, this isn’t some type of thinly veiled Girl Gaga reference. That is The Dump’s ACTUAL CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. And it’s PERFECT. I don’t care what’s stands for, as a result of it tells me EVERYTHING that I have to know already.

MAGAGA sounds just like the noise {that a} child would make if it go dropped on its head one too many occasions. And I can’t consider a extra becoming metaphor for the psychological panorama of Trump himself! He’s a man-child. We all know this. He’s whiny, self-obsessed, petulant, and merciless in the best way that solely spoiled little wealthy children might be. He’s Joffery Lannister all grown up. He has not even a SHRED of self-awareness. In any other case, he wouldn’t have even picked this asinine acronym to signify him simply as he wouldn’t have used “Do You Hear The Individuals Sing?” from Les Misérables to ANNOUNCE stated marketing campaign together with his current speech within the gilded abyss of Mar-A-Lago. IT’S A SONG ABOUT COMMON PEOPLE RISING UP AGAINST THE RICH AND POWERFUL. AND GUESS WHICH ONE HE IS.

Okay What Does “MAGAGA” Even Imply?

I actually can’t sort this with out laughing.

It means “Make America Nice And Wonderful Once more”.

Like WHAT? This appears like one thing straight out of the Civil Conflict! Which, actually isn’t that far off from the tradition conflict that he’s spent his total political profession making an attempt to impress. However “superb”? The phrase appears too holy, too sanctified, too superior to even be on this asshole’s vocabulary. For one, this looks like a phrase WAY above his third-grade studying stage. And even that isn’t being honest to 3rd graders. For 2, when has Trump ever finished ANYTHING superb? When has he EVER finished one thing that’s remotely “exalted” or “divine”? This man definitely doesn’t imagine in any type of “greater energy” past himself. I’m certain that the one factor this man-baby thinks is “superb” are the shits he takes in his gold-plated bathroom.

See, I used to be actually hoping that the slogan would stand for “Make America Nice Once more Nice Once more”. It’s equally sophomoric however would no less than present somewhat self-awareness. His “Make America Nice Once more” marketing campaign failed, simply as he did not make America something greater than “icky” at greatest. At the least with a slogan like this, it might be self-referential to that reality. His final marketing campaign was a bust, however with YOUR HELP he might make MAGA itself “nice once more”! At the least this manner it doesn’t faux to be for the advantage of the nation. It’s all for the advantage of his branding.

However you recognize, possibly I’m unsuitable. Possibly that is all an enormous feint to court docket ANOTHER media celebrity for his marketing campaign. Possibly he desires this individual to run as his Vice President. Who might I imply? Why, Girl Gaga after all! If there’s one “superb” god that Trump worships, it’s the god known as “superstar”. I’m certain Trump could be thrilled to bounce round to “Born This Approach” at one among his monster truck marketing campaign rallies, completely unaware that the tune is about homosexual individuals. In truth, I hope that Gaga says sure and makes use of her music catalog to troll him ENDLESSLY. She might sink him earlier than he even makes it to the primaries! She might rewrite the intro to “Unhealthy Romance” to “RA RA MAGAGA! ROMA MAGAGA!” and make Trump sing it whereas prancing round in a sequined diaper. “Donny, child, you’ll look nice! The individuals will love you! You’ll be a star!” I can think about her saying it now, and I can think about his piggy little eyes lighting up on the prospect of enhancing no matter shred of “superstar” he has left. He’ll dance round, he’ll even sing alongside! All of the whereas, individuals shall be laughing. And he’ll chuckle too, completely unaware of the truth that individuals are laughing at him and never with him.

And wouldn’t THAT be nice and superb?

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