Greetings binches, keep in mind me? One month in the past I did a tarot studying for Sydney’s lockdown, and everybody thought it was a bunch of loopy hoo-ha. Nicely, guess who was appropriate? Me. And guess who’s nonetheless in lockdown? Just about all of us. Suck it.
Nicely actually, I assume we’re all sucking it, as a result of some folks simply don’t like to remain inside throughout a lockdown, and there’s no actual vaccine rollout as of but.
However hey, I knew all of this when the lockdown was solely simply beginning up, as a result of I consulted the playing cards for data. For all of you who didn’t trouble clicking on that article as a result of my predictions had been scary as fuck, let me run you thru simply how correct I used to be.
It’s okay, I forgive you by the best way.
The place did we go improper?
Alright, a fast gloss over final month’s studying. This was the cardboard for our state of affairs in the meanwhile:
A variety of psychological distress, impending chaos, and simply plain depresso vibes.
And this was our problem to get out of all of this:
Yep, The World, as in, we needed to all keep the fuck inside or else we might by no means make it out of this.
It goes with out saying that some folks took the short-term temptations of the skin world and favoured them over the long-term advantages of staying inside. However hey, I’m certain these journeys to JB Hello-Fi for the most recent Funko Pop determine had been very important, huh.
What was the result of the final studying?
Right here’s the factor in regards to the final studying. Though it was not fkn fairly in any respect, it was open-ended. The selection was ours to decide on our personal future, and finally we failed.
The Seven of Cups is all about being spoiled for alternative, and every particular person on this state-wide lockdown was ready to decide on what they did with their time.
Alas, right here we’re, ??? days right into a lockdown and issues are nonetheless wanting grizzly.
So what now?
Nicely, final time I did a studying the recommendation card was all about listening to authorities and never disobeying their orders, which is fairly fkn apt for this example in case you ask me.
So hey, I assume we’ll simply maintain doin’ what we’re doin’, and get vaxxed if we are able to.
Till lockdown ends, don’t anticipate any extra tarot readings from me you ungrateful binches.
All grownup Aussies (yep, even when these of us beneath 40) are at the moment capable of get the protected and efficient AstraZeneca vaccine by means of a GP. Speak to a physician to see if it’s best for you.
Alternatively, you possibly can triple-check to see in case you’re eligible for the Pfizer vaccine right here.
The very best vaccine is the primary one you will get, and that’ll be our ticket out of this mess.