Zeus is a reasonably horrible dad, however the anime drama Blood of Zeus makes him nearly likable. Virtually.
He’s approach higher than he was within the Historical Greek tales. That man was a menace. Turning into an enormous swan and molesting folks? No thanks. I see sufficient perversion studying the information. I don’t wanna see any extra.
In spite the ungodly quantity of Olympian b.s. occurring in Greek mythology, Blood of Zeus was one of the widespread collection on Netflix. The truth is, it skyrocketed to the highest ten sooner than Hermes may do a lap round Sparta. Followers are anxiously awaiting a Season 2, which was introduced again in December of 2020. So when’s it popping out? What’s gonna occur in Season 2? If I sacrifice 10 golden bulls will I achieve the favor of the gods?
I’ve consulted with the Oracles of the Web, and I’m happy to say that I’ve solutions.
Remind Me What Occurred At The Finish Of Season One?
As (or have forgotten) the Gods and the Giants go wayyyyy again. To antiquity. The Giants on the Gods fought one another for management of the world in days previous, and the ensuing battle led to the delivery of demons. One of many key instruments on this battle is a mysterious cauldron that is ready to leech energy from the giants and switch them into thralls Hera, the spouse of Zeus, hatches a plan to make use of the cauldron and management the Giants herself, permitting her to lastly take vengeance on her adulterous husband. Zeus’ son Heron is tasked with retrieving the cauldron with the intention to finish the struggle. MEANWHILE, a demon named Seraphim needs to seek out the cauldron himself and use it it to destroy the Gods of Olympus.
Heron and Seraphim meet in a brutal remaining battle over the cauldron. Seraphim tries to persuade Heron to hitch him in rising up in opposition to the gods, however Heron is having none of it. SOMEHOW Heron nonetheless loves his dad, although the dude went to “get milk” when Heron was a bit boy and didn’t come again till he wanted one thing from his child. Heron then brutally kills Seraphim together with his newly woke up powers of thunder. He’s the blood of Zeus, in spite of everything. However don’t fear Seraphim stans! He isn’t useless. Properly, he’s, however that doesn’t imply a lot within the realm of Gods. Seraphim’s soul seems in The Underworld on the finish credit, a harbinger of extra grief for the gods to return.
On the identical time, Hera’s anger has reached a boiling level. She has had it UP TO HERE together with her no good, two-timing man, and she or he decides to KILL HIM as means to file for divorce. Zeus and Hera have an enormous battle, however for the reason that Zeus of Blood of Zeus is extra “tragic antihero” than “whole dick” he finally ends up sacrificing himself to ensure that Hera to stay.
Oh Yeah! That Sounds Acquainted. So When Is Season 2 Coming?
So after purifying myself within the waters of the Ethernet and fasting from web porn, I consulted with the Oracle of The Web within the Fiberoptic Temple. Her reply was … unsurprisingly cryptic. She advised me that the movers and shakers at Netflix had already introduced that Season Two can be coming approach again in December of 2020. Nonetheless, she mentioned that there are “no omens or portends” that might inform her when season two is definitely popping out. It’s an enormous shrug. It’s possible that 2023 would be the appointed time for a brand new launch, however the gods are ever fickle. Possibly we should always strive sacrificing these ten golden bulls in spite of everything? Simply to be secure?
What’s Gonna Occur In Season 2?
We all know for a proven fact that our favourite Poor Little Meow Meow Seraphim can be returning, and he’ll possible be PISSED at Heron for killing him and depriving him of his vengeance. In the meantime, I’m positive that Heron can be attempting to fill Zeus’ huge sandals on Mount Olympus. I’m not precisely positive how that’s gonna go. He’s solely a demigod, in spite of everything.
We additionally don’t know if the Giants are completely kaput. It’s possible that they received’t be a robust antagonistic pressure throughout this season. Possibly they’ll rear their ugly heads once more? However that looks as if lazy writing to me.
Y’all wanna hear MY guess as to what’s gonna occur?
Okay so I’ve been coaching myself to be an web oracle by feeding on fiber optic cables and plugging myself into the wall at evening, and I THINK it’s beginning to work! The small print of Plot of Zeus are nonetheless a bit fuzzy, but when the omens are appropriate, I’m guessing that the villain of Season Two is gonna be Hades! The Ruler of the Underworld himself! Due to COURSE it is going to be! We’ve all seen Disney’s Hercules! We all know how dangerous that man could be!
He’s obtained Seraphim in his clutches, and Seraphim, being useless, is now principally a servant of Hades. Hades has seen the injury that Sera has been capable of together with his bident, and I’m positive that he sees a chance right here. There’s an influence vacuum in Olympus now that Zeus is gone, and I’m positive Hades is moist dreaming about changing into the lord of the LIVING in addition to the useless. All he has to do is scoot up Mount Olympus and sit on his deceased brother’s throne! And all he has to fret about is a pair gods and Zeus’ demigod son? It’ll be a cakewalk! He’d be a idiot to not strive!
One thing additionally tells me that Heron goes to make use of the paranormal powers of his plot armor to not let that occur. Possibly we’ll even get the Seraphim/Heron staff up that we’ve been dreaming of as they attempt to overthrow Hades collectively! Possibly they’ll staff up romantically too and provides us the slash fic we’ve been ready for! Sure, I do know they’re half brothers, however that’s much less incest than Greek mythology usually has! Zeus and Hera have been brother and sister in spite of everything!
Is There A Steamy, Incest-laden Trailer For Season 2?
Regrettably, there isn’t. I’ve been sacrificing golden bulls proper and left, however 2022 might depart us trailer-less. Someone must go on Fiverr and fee an animator to make one. A extremely horny one, the place all of my season two predictions come true. That might be a feat actually worthy of fable and legend.
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